Hey! I see you!

The Landlord

My photo
Lewat remaja. Engineer. Ghimau.

Follow me?

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...

Thursday, August 12, 2010

More facts on Genderism (Interesting!)

My fourth entry today! 
teringin nak pose macam ni. hoho~

Men vs Women. Check it Out.................

And when the check comes, Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack will each throw in $20 bills, even though it's only for $22.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. 
When the girls get their check, out come the pocket calculators. 

A man has five items in his bathroom-a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. 
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. 

A woman makes a list of things she needs and then goes out to the store and buys these things. 
A man waits till the only items left in his fridge are half a lime and a soda. Then he goes grocery shopping. He buys everything that looks good. By the time a man reaches the checkout counter, his cart is packed tighter than the Clampett's car on Beverly Hillbillies. Of course, this will not stop him from going to the 10-items-or-less lane. 

When preparing for work, a woman will put on a Mondi wool suit, then slip on Reebok sneakers. She will carry her dress shoes in a plastic bag from Saks. When a woman gets to work, she will put on her dress shoes. Five minutes later, she will kick them off because her feet are under the desk. 
A man will wear the same pair of shoes all day. 

Women love cats.( excluding me! hee ) 
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats. 

A woman will dress up to: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. 
A man will dress up for: weddings, funerals. 

Women do laundry every couple of days.(urmm..... :-$) 
A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants that were hip about eight years ago, before he will do his laundry.When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain of clothes to the Laundromat.

"chemistry hah? pfft.."


Wan Gerrard said...

Err Moral Values anyone?
Gerrard opinions..
Man love to make life simple and dont care bout others view
while Women try to impress everyone by always loking good
hehehe..main2 je, jangan marah cik adik.nanti cepat tue

eeqa~ said...

haha! Nak men perang2 ker? hehe~ what about groceries part? does the tight cart show the world the simplicity of men? heh~ ehem! kick cats? wow! nak i comment agy ker? hee~ neway, thanks for dropping. =)

Wan Gerrard said...

Err man tak selalu buat groceries, bile takada barang dalam fridge baru beli banyak.topup balik fridge.Jimat bukan?=P

Bukan semua x suka kucing ma, Gerrard suka la kucing.hehehe^^

eeqa~ said...

hehehehehe~ btol2 nak lawan nieyh.. hehe~ same jer konsep semua sebnrnye~ tak semua guys macam tuh. n tak semua girls macam tuh. hehehe~ but, mostly right? right? hehe